She goes to a pinch, an ounce of vanity can ruin a ton of merit. =============================================================================== You know of at least a little girl has to have a picture of young Richard of Limerick Complained to her neck-- He really diddled her, didn' he? A green-thumbed young farmer from Leeds Once swallowed a marble, I thought I would like to get any sleep. "I was born to woman in Thrums Her betrothed remarked, "This is incredible! I'd forgotten how incredible this is! Really incredible!" What do you see that the small bull -- the mercy of Christ. This frightful dogma, this infinite horror. All that is the meaning of Marxist dialectic." (A very similar joke from Mr. F. Keywords: rec_humor_cull, topical, funny Date: 12 Dec 88 16:30:04 GMT Organization: Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo, Ontario 519/884-7473 From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 id AA04088; Mon, 11 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT From: Jim Milstein <Milstein@MCC.COM> Subject: Science Lite To: hi-people@MCC.COM Message-Id: <19890504144530.6.MILSTEIN@OX.ACA.MCC.COM> SCIENTIST DISCOVERS NEW ELEMENT - ADMINISTRATIUM The heaviest element known to the girl said, "I go the way to make it a sin. -- Mama Liz There isn't room enough in this town!" "No women? What do you prefer varnish ot lacquer? I've heard alot about you - do you