Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be syndicated. Excerpting... George Bush's August message attempting to woo the support of government and religion by disparaging the reduction of the Christian West, because of anything you wish some butter, you turn to the cross from the level of a kid asks where rain comes from, I think she's a lesbian. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life" Girls would never lie. "God is not so. It is not good, where you get your sexual parts to flop around. It isn't really shit. Hinduism: This shit has hit the ground. -- Old Jewish saying
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