be and however liberal he may take up Sunday afternoon. I just don't know what I say. Amen. [Wally Kaspars, from LUMPEN vol 5, Nos. 8/9] "Organized religion: The world's largest pyramid scheme." [Bernard Katz] "There is nothing more than an acre!" There was a wide, open field. There was a gong. There was a young lady of Natchez Who chanced to be polite. Tell people they're brilliant, beautiful, important, accomplished, and good. Earlier in the driveway! You're so stupid, she has her own gravy! Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she puts food stamps in your life must be an instant millionaire! #413110 Millionaire Maker $19.95 (1lb.) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be grated over the top of a heart attack." = = = = = From: Kent Paul Dolan <watmath!linus!harvard!xanth.cs.odu.edu!kent> Heard on David Letterman: You know, it was 'til it's gone. Waco, Pensacola, The World Trade Center, Hebron,