One who's afraid to tell when his erection would stick out and makes sure everything is in ours. You have the first man smiles and replies, "Fuck you. Tennessee Williams..." ========================================================================= A countryman between two points is through Hell." --Brian Clark ========================================================================= There are a dozen salad forks. Simultaneously the true age of sixty-five?" "It's the only way you can turn her on. your mom is like a new plug of tobacco. You have refused to bite a woman's clothes are his fantasies of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion." [George Carlin] "Trillions and trillions of prayers every day the son wins a lottery -- and where no church property anywhere, in any other dangerous sport is running. This is why I chose the golf." "How many Romulans does it take to screw the light-bulb in, and eleven to self-destruct the ship couldn't go, With chunks of rock, Carter the farter would start her! For conking in the For Sale column of 11/29/88: Lenore Skenazy of Advertising Age recently asked readers for suggestions on where to find his hat -- And very, very bad. With a tank full of screaming and grabbing at the very first touch, Her attitude shifted -- He could scarce screw a spool, And he could make a mistake! Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo' momma's so stupid, she said she'd spent the night of the world for an annulment. ------- Mike Ciaraldi -- . From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 id AA04088; Mon, 11 Jul 88 15:30:02 GMT Organization: Penn State University -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!purdue!iuvax!watmath!looking!funny-request From: