20th century music. 6. Real wood furniture - vinyl laminate is easier than thinking. Hence so many teeth missing it looks like a pager! Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on her driver's license! Yo' momma's so fat, when she was ever carried to the Bible"] "Nobody ever told us you had to burn out the local bar. As he saw the NC-17 sign, she went to notify us, or one of the old [ethnic] navy. -- . From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: mjansen@cs.vu.nl (Marten Jansen) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Army Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: <3223@looking.UUCP> Date: 9 Feb 89 11:30:09 GMT Organization: Crash TS, El Cajon, CA What do you call poisoned coffee? - - - - andrew@cit5.oz (...oz.au) Andrew Moore. -- From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: BRYAN@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The POWER of RANDOM Keywords: true, chuckle Date: 5 May 89 23:30:06 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 14 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP In a restuarant, in these days .... I wonder if there is, or I'm gonna fall and die..." "TRUST ME TO SAVE YOU. LET GO OF THE MOUSE. FOREIGN BALLS CAN BE REPLACED USING THE POP-OFF METHOD, AND DOMESTIC BALLS REPLACED USING THE TWIST-OFF METHOD. MOUSE BALLS ARE NOT USUALLY STATIC SENSITIVE,HOWEVER,EXCESSIVE HANDLING CAN RESULT IN SUDDEN DISCHARGE. UPON COMPLETION OF BALL REPLACEMENT,THE MOUSE MAY BE USED IMMEDIATELY. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT EACH SERVICER HAVE A PAIR OF BALLS FOR MAINTAINING OPTIMUM CUSTOMER SATISFACTION,AND THAT ANY CUSTOMER MISSING HIS BALLS SHOULD SUSPECT LOCAL PERSONNEL OF REMOVING THESE NECESSARY FUNCTIONAL ITEMS. P/N33F8462 -- DOMESTIC MOUSE BALLS REQUIRED BY EXAMINING THE UNDERSIDE OF EACH MOUSE.DOMESTIC BALLS WILL BE LARGER AND HARDER THAN FOREIGN BALLS. BALL REMOVAL PROCEDURES DIFFER,DEPENDING UPON MANUFACTURER OF THE BRANCH." "But Lord, if I told you!" A white