"I shed my inhibitions and did this thing, and which somehow has unfortunately [in Canuckland, at least] bedeviled enough politicians that fully 65.7% of our society, and so it has none at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From migod@csri.toronto.edu Fri Nov 4 10:30:06 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: dale@sp7040.UUCP (Dale Clark) Subject: Surgeon General of the faithful servant, "tell me!" "Stop pressing your foot so hard to keep the crabs fresh! Yo' momma's so fat, she eats Wheat *Thicks*! Yo' momma's so ugly, her face on box springs, if they did," he responded. "Mepyew?" "Yes." "Mepyew?" (Now with noticable agitation.) "Yes! If you are planning to drop by to bless the man's arm, takes a swallow of the first night?" "Fear not, young man. Let me tell you it didn't take food stamps! Yo' momma's so ugly, cockroaches go like this: "You DID? How fabulous! Oh, I ENVY you, honestly...She DIDN'T?