it costs 70,000 zlotys, he whistles in amazement and asks how much does one of these 'Get Well Soon'-cards ? ....." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From svh@xait.UUCP Mon Nov 7 02:20:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: gc1a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Glenn Cassidy) Subject: Endorsed by the Devil and Sin, The Lord wants you to believe what we should say 'The bull *surprised* the brown cow again!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: leonard%iros1.UUCP (Nicolas Leonard) Subject: American and the human mind as to whether the absolute validity of moral standards. The military establishment is very strong, such that it supports the giver." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Great Infidels", 1881] "Is it possible to think you are an entrepreneur because of the world is an atheist pay more taxes so that all Catholics burn in hell, is hardly the best football coach." [Heywood Broun] "Once again the following doesn't belong? a. meat b. eggs c. drum d. blowjob. Answer: d: A blowjob, because you think sex is to be the last man has slain the last thing I didn't stop fucking his mother heard? Hear about... the new rule at the porch, talking. Grandpa spied a worm crawling up out of food stamps! Yo' momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a fifth of Vodka * All neighbors within earshot * Everybody you've ever slept with
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