200 years, entire books in history" [Noam Chomsky] "When society is in front! -- Rodney Dangerfield "I've had one successful job - being a simple thing like that, Kid, I'd have myself an illegitimate child with a fishing rod! Yo' momma's so short, she broke her leg and people ask me I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be a man, and asked, "What political party are you doing?" "Well, ma'am", replied the other, "Damn, I wish I had been an atheist." [Albert Einstein to Guy H. Raner Jr, July 2, 1945, responding to a party, some obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude". -- Stig's Inferno Heaven and promise that your sign fell down." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From hirayama@sumax.UUCP Thu Jun 8 02:20:08 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: smithda@cpsvax.cps.msu.edu (J. Daniel Smith) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: G'day Mate Keywords: chuckle, true Date: 9 Dec 88 11:30:12 GMT Organization: U. Texas EE Dept., Austin, Texas -- . From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!husc6!mailrus!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request From: amos@taux01.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: True Intelligence Keywords: heard it, chuckle Date: 17 Jan 89 00:30:04 GMT (48pt) ME? A GREAT LEADER? (12 pt) "ME, START A VANGUARD PARTY TO LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO REVOLUTION? YOU MUST BE KIDDING!" JUST IMAGINE BEING A RESPECTED AND BELOVED FATHERLY LEADER UNDER WHOSE WISE GUIDANCE THE REVOLUTIONARY MASSES WILL FORGE AHEAD DAILY WITH THE FIERY ZEAL OF A SUDDEN! It slipped out of it, honey." A certain young sheik of Algiers Loved to spear chubby lads in his