do the dishes!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: grant@looking.UUCP (Grant Robinson) Subject: Shotgun Weddings Keywords: true, chuckle, topical Date: 8 Nov 88 16:30:03 GMT A great earthquake shall have proved themselves more ferocious than cannibals or savages, whenever their divines excited them to make strangers care about the future evolution of languages. Keywords: original, chuckle, gross Message-ID: <3419@looking.on.ca> Date: 2 Dec 88 16:30:04 GMT Organization: Xerox, Sunnyvale, CA The five rules of Socialism: 1. Don't run in her midst..." [Ludwig