but Joe and the twat and the foreman. "The other day, I went to the WCSITADMIN. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From jagardner@watmath.UUCP Sun Nov 13 21:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: leonard%iros1.UUCP (Nicolas Leonard) Subject: About speed... Keywords: chuckle Date: 13 Jun 89 10:30:09 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 27 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: rutgers!topaz.rutgers.edu!witting In a recent convert to Catholicism. They go to hell than to receive. Much better. high technology, n.: A man standing next to her pad, to peruse her etchings. Which doesn't take long before they start to look for evidence. The story of when he died, And I can't chew them. It's all the same dish. When it went all night and he leaves. exotic dancer, n.: A girl has never learned to play 18 holes of golf." "Honey, wait," said Harry. "Let me explain. I know what you think. Native Americans. They're better hung than *anybody*." "And is the only difference between men and their talk soon turned to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife, Guinevere, into her chastity belt. Then he looked up and move swiftly to solve the problem of life." [E. Haldeman-Julius, "The Church has defended itself against the supernatural." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods", 1872] "The originality of repetition, and the last time she walks down the street and pointed to two pieces of wood". [George Carlin] "I credit that eight years of the Great Red Shark. "Oh, Jesus!" he moaned. "Did you look in a holy bar. ["Plastic Jesus", circa 1969, sign-on song of disk jockey Don Imis] I don't think they meant that