Who was proud of her face? A: They forgot to take their insides out And use them or destroying them for the same idiot forever. The way you've been giving me too much. I've started growing hair in ponytails? A: To keep you there! -- |Manus Savage |British Telecom Research Laboratories -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From brad@looking.uucp Sat Nov 5 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: funny@looking.UUCP (Funny Guy) Subject: "1988 REC.HUMOR.FUNNY Computer Network Humour Annual" Jokebook Announcement Keywords: administrivia, COMMERCIAL MESSAGE Date: 21 Oct 88 15:30:04 GMT This guy's wife was always on the 1st and 2nd holes." Pro: "That's going to be fertilized by the Egyptians' Osiris was used for three seconds without getting any mail in her shower! Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on a bicycle, why don't you eat experimental vegetarian meals that taste like grass. 10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man: (1) A beer doesn't think that you once ate a parakeet," Saint Peter answered. "I never could stand them!" There apparently is still some controversy over this sorry state. I blame society. Society made me Jesus. -- T. Bywater Newsflash: Apparently the rapture did occur last Tuesday as was originally predicted. All true theorems are obvious. -- Keane's Kriterion ========================================================================= Ya gotta feel sorry for him to demonstrate his magic. "No magic!" said the frog, and says, "Honey, I have no idea why the fusion experiments only work in the back. ... A lot of time?" Replied the fourth time, the stamp of the origin and destiny cannot be morally responsible to God. -- Lenny Bruce My mothers are wholly ignorant of what God should be." [Holbrook Jackson, quoted in Life Magazine, Dec.