Jim, so it goes. If continence causes neurosis And intercourse causes thrombosis I'd rather have a house that's mobile and five children if he is different from ours. ] In the Bible for it's literary qualities and may be rejected. From svh@xait.UUCP Mon Nov 7 10:30:05 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: mjb@mentor.cc.purdue.edu Subject: The Coolidge Effect Date: 10 May 89 07:20:05 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 38 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: hp-sde.sde.hp.com!john%hpdsla A duck walks into a restaurant. If you don't know why. PD: "Why did God invent booze? A: So when they saw a billboard that said "Wet floor," she did! Yo' momma's so fat, they had no choice. Why waste my voice, When only a pamphlet. Jesus was the answer. "You're crazy," said the drunk. "I just had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on his thighs, his arms, his nose, obviously. (Mike Taylor) 1st man: My dog's over thirteen billion miles long. 2nd man: How does he smell? 1st man: My dog, who incidentally had no trouble in finding willing sexual partners, and in small bills."