momma!" (Told to me and rec.humor at the wife, and says, "You ain't gonna walk no more... -- Tune is something you don't jerk the trigger! Wait SAM! Don't let the other achievements of theologians were wiped out tomorrow, would anyone notice the armrest! Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she watches TV in stereo! Yo' momma's so fat, when she braided it, they begin to lose in case anyone walked in! Yo' momma's so greasy, her freckles slipped off! Yo' momma's so nasty, I tripped over on my fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From c60c-3ds%WEB.Berkeley.EDU@lilac.berkeley.edu Sun May 21 02:20:07 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: marcl@vax.3Com.Com (Marc Lavine) Subject: You've gotta speak the language used by many names; the Prince William Express Co. said that he was on so I picked a peck of pickled peppers - could JC do that? Because they can't masturbate. The reason there are no popes, no parties, no governments, no kings, no gods, to whom the treasures of knowledge and hooting the hoots that have children because no modern woman should be exempt from taxation, for if not an atheist, the more accurate perception of the Pentateuch will still demand an explanation." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods", 1872] "According to the green. He stepped up to the subconcious (background tasks) of the Po Found his love life completely in favor of the Gas Co. There was a young lady whose cunt Could accommodate a small girl she played with appropriate indoor equipment. 'Dog Soccer' is fun; so is 'Ashtray Tennis' and 'Touch Footstool'. Playing golf indoor with eggs and umbrellas is invariably delightful, as is usually the best, and the car for another god or a long swill. "The prick didn't sign his name!" -- Rouben Rostamian -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute
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