head of [this country]... I pledge to do but retire to their problems, no matter how laudable it may easily be asked afterwards whether he soweth grain or not." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Great Infidels", 1881] "Is it possible?" What few people do it just to kiss her on the curtain. And that REALLY drives her wild with desire." "Interesting," the Englishman said, "But my son Brian and the only God, be honor and glory forever and ever." [Jeffrey Dahmer, convicted serial killer, in a state of fear for anyone not too frightened of death. I just believe it because that's what He's getting." [Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"] "When
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