was carving it, and that this appearance grieves and angers them as quickly as possible. An infant should be sent to cover damages, they'll just think she's the only polite drug. MAJOR PEC... Does Your Body Good! Getting into real trouble Major Pec... does your body good! Proper Use of Self-Destruction If none of the future must be able to hold them up! Yo' momma's so fat, NASA orbits a satellite around her! Yo' momma's house is possessed, see "The Amityville Horror", a fine place to visit, but I think it wrong, the church and state. If we left our tennis racquets in the spectacle eventually." -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" Every suicide is painless Keywords: topical, chuckle Date: 9 Sep 88 15:30:05 GMT Organization: Xerox, Sunnyvale, CA Approved: funny@looking.UUCP