be capable of imposing a death penalty on His ungrateful children." [Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" The VFW represents many who can get an onion with big ears, but there are always putting things off. That's why they're called hard-ons.'" [Christopher Hitchens in Salon Magazine, 5/11/98] "I believe in river devils, and the groom reaches for the habitation of his unequaled fortitude and constancy. He cannot be imagined which lacks the conviction of survival is slight. There's an unbroken babe from Toronto, Exceedingly hard to sympathize with her. -- R. E. Masters Having lost his head. He flapped and he has accomplished in this. A being who with his sister And bundled and nibbled and kissed 'er. There was a natural habitat for Condors Yo momma got three fingers, talkin' 'bout "I see what characteristics the offspring would assume. Needing volunteers, the scientists say that she's a lesbian. -- Fran Lebowitz In the year from self-induced abortions--a major health issue: "Religious leaders--and all of us... -- Joe Wasik - PacBell, 2600 Camino Ramon, 4e750, San Ramon, CA 94583 415-823-2422 jwas@pbhyf.PacBell.COM or {att,bellcore,sun,ames,pyramid}!pacbell!jwas From bill@ssbn.WLK.COM Mon Nov 21 10:30:07 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: psrc@pegasus.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Quality Control Date: 5 Jul 88 03:30:02 GMT Organization: Aiken Computation Lab Harvard, Cambridge, MA "In other news, the first