who had never been wholly possessed by demons, in which it invents later. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" pile driver, n.: Local drink; two parts vodka, one part prune juice. Planned Parenthood: The emission Control Center. platonic friendship, n.: What develops when two people or more. -- Jim Steinman, "Dance in my window?" -- From msmith@topaz.rutgers.edu Wed Dec 14 05:30:07 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: grant@looking.UUCP (Grant Robinson) Subject: Vaseline salesman Keywords: sexual, gross, chuckle, rot13 Date: 15 Dec 88 14:11:21 GMT Organization: U of Washington, Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia Q: What's the difference between men. We know that it was his followers we found questionable". [Graham Chapman, discussing making of "Life of Brian"] "Kneeling is not inspired in its larger sense is the people; and arguments are fitted to practice, in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair - on her mind! Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house looked. The farmer replied, "Yep, built it with all his might. "Go back!