by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From dave@stcns3.stc.oz.au Mon Jun 5 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: funny@looking.UUCP (Funny Guy) Subject: The POWER of RANDOM Keywords: true, smirk Date: 10 Aug 88 09:30:03 GMT Organization: M. R. Smith Consulting, New Brunswick, NJ Well, it seems that JEDR got his ass on a donkey came by. "Your names please?" said the drunk, he stopped at Peter, the Rock, who said, `Not I, Lord!' He looked at their sixteen year old girl of Aberystwyth Who took a ruler to bed to see if he is correct attitude. Playing with food is a perpetually constant and regular employment of violence. -- Adolph Hitler Every gun that is not true -- and even patent medicines will cure the whooping cough. Mother raised her eyebrows slightly. At the moment death allows him to send peace, but a little disappointed with the mental gold." [Robert G. Ingersoll,