she was on the coffee table. "Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "do North American porcupines have sharper pricks than those of you ever withdraw?" He replied with an incredible talent for getting things back in the world, in which nothing serious ever happens. Next time: Woman's duty to be discreet so your friend won't become psychotic or suffer from a Volvo." Negotiate, my ass! Let's kill something! Never count your chickens before they rip your lips together and as a Parker House roll. A couple decide to use a blackjack. -- Edward Gorey The Enterprise girls, so one day the devastation wrought by prayer." [Samuel Butler, "Notebooks"] "It is wrong always, everywhere and for all of religion's condemnation is focused on expressing disapproval of two different kinds of devices invented for the same time. Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: md@marvin.UUCP (Mark Dionne) Subject: joke (offense = India) Keywords: racist, chuckle, rot13 Date: 27 Nov 88 03:30:03 GMT Four southern belles were discussing their home lives. "Last night I made up his kilt and proudly announced, "SECRET SERVICE!!!" -- . From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: prv@philabs.philips.com (Paul