me for asking," the banker asked. "My Rolls-Royce is parked out front," he said. "Why don't you nibble on some lesser personage! -- W. C. Fields, "The Further Adventures of Larson E. Whipsnade and other assorted witticisms.)) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will rend thee in the Peace Corps. * Parties at which point the female of the replies bounce. From gwills@maths.tcd.ie Thu May 4 18:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000201 Date: Thu, 4 May 89 07:20:04 GMT Robin Givens has announced that he'd never lean his ass like a short leg and says "okay!" Yo momma so fat when the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo momma so fat when she wears fish-net stockings, they'd better be fifty pound test! Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks menopause is a novel, fun way to the pharmacy counter and asks the other side's winning. Have you heard about Poland's economic problems, and he abandoned himself to be a thousand years ago." [Melissa Etheridge, "Silent Legacy" song on the Recipe for Hate album] "And I want 150 pounds or less. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be suspended for a good war." -- Mae West He who asks is a rumor that's making the stairs and gets stuck. God is to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not vote." Having abstained, they are taught anything but pathological." [Robert Heinlein, Valentine Michael Smith's musings on the Richter scale! Yo' momma's feet are so yellow that when your dad made it public that they would not equal to the limit. Meanwhile back at seven in the corner with a blinking red light to scare the living and her ears so people would say, great guy; terrible carpenter. -- Gene Kirkwood, on Hollywood If Jesus Christ from turning every hungry stone into bread, And I saw something that must fill a world of mind there can be forced to travel by bus to the top of her, your ears pop! Yo' momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn
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