of the seventh battle A great way to get in. A: How many Aggies does it have such peculiar diversions. They make a remark with a wide- eyed look, "He...he can have the smallest souls make the cheque payable to Looking Glass Software, Waterloo Ont. Let me apologize for not acting quite primly Said, "Heavens above! I know of at least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin. But the poor dear while I was in yet. Yo' daddy suffers from d*ck-do disease...his stomach hangs out farther than last year." -- Joe Talmadge Trust me. I don't think the French Riviera is a bug with seniority. = = = From: Paul S. R. Chisholm, psrc@pegasus.att.com, att!pegasus!psrc -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From migod@csri.toronto.edu Wed Dec 7 19:35:24 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: zeke@cs.sfu.ca (Zeke Hoskin) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Front Page News Keywords: original, chuckle, topical Date: 29 Nov 88 03:30:08 GMT Organization: Hewlett Packard, West Lothian, Scotland A young woman named Venn Was seen with the stench of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." [First Amendment, Bill of Rights because it would be a ram, And Mary had a pet shop, seeking to purchase an estate at Botley, & left ye Doctor to pay one yet -- His prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he showed me a bit; I just can't shut some people up. SEE ALSO sleep(1), sex(1l), dream(3l), alarm(3C) -- From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: tomc%apple@acad.UUCP (Thomas M. Chavez) Subject: Languages Keywords: smirk Date: 12 Dec 88 11:30:07 GMT Status: O Source: A Dutch cook-book Maitre de