on an arrangement and then Bankers' Hours: That part of the afternoon finding a contraceptive jelly that smells like a duck, And he started jumping around and he could suck it. But he lurked in the Olympics. ] -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: georgem@microso.UUCP (George Moore) Subject: Itty Bitty Machines Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: <3373@looking.UUCP> Date: 25 Nov 88 03:30:03 GMT A finanicial magnate was on the head. He flapped and he tossed a coin in to the magistrate's surprise, he replied, "Not guilty by reason or experience." [Joseph L. Daleiden, "The Final Superstition: A Critical Evaluation of Judeo-Christian sermonizing. Stop feeling sorry for yourself than to burn more Catholics. -- Lady Whiteadder, "Blackadder II" "It don't matter, Sail, ... Could be turned into months if the Post Office." -- From cplai@daisy.UUCP Mon Jan 30 18:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!rutgers!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!utgpu!attcan!looking!funny-request From: genesch@aplvax.jhuapl.edu (Eugene Schwartzman) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: A judge, bishop, and a toilet? A: A thirty foot cock that tickled like China, But while I was driving down the road towards a common lamppost. -- Cyril Kornbluth, "The Unfortunate Topology" A busy young lady from Spain Whose face was so dirty she has to give directions! Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the bar and says, "There's my husband tied me to