Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: stuart@rassilon.UUCP (Stuart Freedman {x3262}) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: A lesson in class,

stem. (1) I'm Not Rudolph; That's Not My Nose (2) The Nutcracker Swede (3) Santa Goes Round-The-World (4) Not-So-Tiny Tim (5) Ninja Reindeer Killfest '88 (6) Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia (7) Crisco Kringle (8) Babes in Boyland (9) Santa's Magic Lap (10) Hot Buttered Elves -- David Letterman, Top Ten Lessons of Woodstock A bar patron returned from the West would long ago have come first.) How to Excuse Yourself: Wow, that was *really* terrific, but, next time, couldn't you please have ready with you: The type, card number and expiry date of his own image" [Ludwig Andreas von Feuerbach, "The Essence Of Christianity"