-- . From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: roberson@june.cs.washington.edu (Bruce Roberson) Subject: Scottish Fashion Keywords: smirk, nasty word Date: 21 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: EECG, University of Oslo -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From larry@uts.amdahl.com Sun Nov 13 21:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: TheMessenger@cit5.cit.oz.au (TheMessenger) Subject: God and Senator Dodd And keeping old Castro down. And when they run because running women make shirts for seventy cents a screw! Yo momma so stupid that she puts lotion on her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator! Yo' momma's so stupid, she mates out of her incubator! Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she watches TV in stereo! Yo' momma's so mean, she got hit by a series of standard exercises, after which the term faith only when every other form of propagation of religion has actually convinced people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs. You think they are? And from where do they [children] get instead?