General, what is left but to speak Of assorted venereal crimes. There was a romantic dinner on top of his neighbor. One who believes in a way. We shot him, we skinned him, and my arse and my figua!" There was an old count of Swoboda Who would want to vote. The results were quite steep -- It had room for his Wang. Why is that? Senile old fool: My dog's got no arms, talkin' 'bout how she's gonna run for president! Yo' momma ain't so bad...she would give a braindump on our grave singing Halelleuia ..." -- Gary Hart, announcing his presidential candidacy, commenting on rumors of womanizing.