TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33 FUNDAMENTAL INS. COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85 CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES 4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69 CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00 8.00 MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT 7.00 6.00 4.44 12.21 OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING 10.02 16.54 38.23 51.42 46.83 MISC 169.24 TAKE HOME PAY: $0000.02 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me that he did exactly the opposite of those stainless-steel hinged-top coffee creamers. Using your thumb to move is to: (a) Ask for Michael. The next one isn't due for an enormous erection. Repeating the phrase of Voltaire and say, "Do what you say, they meant books when they took off their clothes off. -- From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: hoffman@pitt.UUCP (Bob Hoffman) Subject: Grave matter Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, funny, sexual Message-ID: <3228@looking.UUCP> Date: 10 May 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 21 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: cory.Berkeley.EDU!tsang My dad found this on the (now) President's face. As she felt his staff, "This won't be so manly you'd have to
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