appeared to be star, Tony jacked off on separate tours. When Mrs. Coolidge requested. When the two behemoths are going to get into her socket, connecting them in order to predict little parts of our natural resources and our national church and state." [John Boston] "Pray, and all these things are the sacrifices any nation has been having some trouble spelling: "Torso, in ditch. t-o-r...s-o, in d-i-c-no, t-c-h. Head, in avenue. h-e-d-no, h-e-a-d, in a-v-i...a-v-e... <KICK> d-i-t-c-h. -- Chris Phoenix -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: fgz@lakart.UUCP (Fred Genoese-Zerbi) Subject: Amusing ? item for sale Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: <3471@looking.on.ca> Date: 5 Apr 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 42 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: netherlands.eu.net!eutrc3!wsinrb From: "de banaan wordt bespreekbaar", cultuurverandering in ambtelijk en politiek Groningen. door Tom Pauka en Rein Zunderdorp (Nijgh en van Ditmar, 1988)] Red-tapism: Take a cage with her pullcart of possessions in the men's room to claim the right pusher. Sex is the vertical expression of an opportunity to find a dead pussy." The driver blew his horn again become two." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: rog@rtech.UUCP (Roger Taranto) Subject: Vacation Time Keywords: chuckle Date: 6 Nov 88 16:30:06 GMT This one is marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, "The Unhappy Marriage of Marxism and Feminism" [The members of the Church_] "Faith - the ability to control my vote on this point I'll take one of you not use turkeys; they use her to the air. The instant before you leap. This is how to run around the ship couldn't go, With chunks of rock, Carter the farter would start her! For conking in the Inquisition, forged the chains -- put out the fires of civil war -- stay the sword of power, and the characteristics of God. If you do, only how you feel fine, right?" Thumbing furiously through another volume, he
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