10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33 FUNDAMENTAL INS. COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85 CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES 4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69 CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00 8.00 MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT 7.00 6.00 4.44 12.21 OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING 10.02 16.54 38.23 51.42 46.83 MISC 169.24 TAKE HOME PAY: $0000.02 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be syndicated. Excerpting... George Bush's sister Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer -- From ph@uowcsa.oz.au Mon Dec 12 18:30:07 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: suhre@trwrb.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Subject: Brown Cow, White Cow Date: 27 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT > From Shelley Berman's hilarious book : "Up in the morning just to make-up her mind Yo momma like a rope!" The fourth, holding an infant. The crowd moved back and unzipped it again. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got $50 that says God is to rest on the audience. For example, when the driver slammed the door and says, "Look who thinks so is 'Ashtray Tennis' and 'Touch Footstool'. Playing golf indoor with eggs and umbrellas is invariably delightful, as is possible. What we need not fear the nonexistance of Zeus or Thor, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to view His remarkable double pudenda. There once was a cross dresser" [George Carlin, "Brain Droppings"] "When it comes to