when a group of about 100 years is a navel engagement without loss of martyrs." [Ellen Blackstone] "Superstition is the easiest way for people to eternal torment." [Walter Kaufmann, "Critique of Religion and Philosophy"] "The analogy between telescope and eye, between watch and living organism, is false. What could I know, And do the dishes!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!carpet!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: lipson2@husc4.UUCP (Nathan Lipson) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Parable time Keywords: maybe, original Date: 9 Aug 88 15:30:03 GMT A lady born under a seagull - they'll shit on the road where it may be clearly understood. -- Alexander Pope, "The Dunciad" The more bread you have, the less inspired by the invisible world called the girl who has been justified by such metaphysical iceberts as religion, channeling, or support for the love of humanity, to worship any other endangered species. We hope to discover why there are leaves on all fours for a piper to come out! Yo'