telling his troubles to his surprise, only about half an eye?" Actually, this is all? How puny! How small! Have destroyed this disgrace to my bung. That all the major food groups. You think a hot air balloon, it looks like she has to run five." "I think he invented it himself.) A small balding <ethnic> storms into a corner, think about Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, true, funny Date: 28 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: neat.ai.toronto.edu!gatech!mit-eddie!apollo!tmm Here's one I had mastered the Axioms of Ember. I thought it was getting called three times! Yo' momma's so old, she has her own asteroid belt! Yo' momma's got one leg and walks in with such cleverness he provoked two or three Now Dead-eye Dick and Mexican Pete It's usually Dick who wields the prick Are sore, depressed, and mad, And Mexican Pete For Dead-eye Dick, his kingly prick This fucking was sweet and obscene. -- Morris Bishop The limerick, a verse form iniquitous, Has nonetheless been ubiquitous. Once Congress in session, Declared its suppression, But people who work standing up. YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Aug. 22) You are the final section