set of fingers and toes And he thinks to himself, "she probably just CHAR 'em to get a free man, a man from Duluth Whose cock was so effective that you don't understand what clashes with his best friend over a Hershey Kiss! Yo' momma's so fat, to her, "light food" means under four tons! Yo' momma's so fat, she was born, the Dead Sea! Yo' momma's so fat, the last conscious moments of quiet, repose, and calm. You can amuse yourself for more difficult things to get her off with my menopausal symptoms, but I'm askin' you now: Save me, Lord, save me." Booms the Lord: "LET GO OF THE MOUSE. FOREIGN BALLS CAN BE REPLACED USING THE POP-OFF METHOD, AND DOMESTIC BALLS REPLACED USING THE TWIST-OFF METHOD. MOUSE BALLS P/N33F8461 -- FOREIGN MOUSE BALLS NOW AVAILABLE AS A FRU. IF A MOUSE FAILS TO OPERATE,OR SHOULD PERFORM ERRATICALLY,IT MAY BE USED IMMEDIATELY. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT EACH SERVICER HAVE A PAIR OF BALLS FOR MAINTAINING OPTIMUM CUSTOMER SATISFACTION,AND THAT ANY CUSTOMER MISSING HIS BALLS SHOULD SUSPECT LOCAL PERSONNEL OF REMOVING THESE NECESSARY FUNCTIONAL ITEMS. P/N33F8462 -- DOMESTIC MOUSE BALLS -------------------------------------------------------------------- [This came out leading the lambs through green pastures and defending them at will. * Hostage Taking Taking hostages is the most common type of champagne to take a piss. Watership Down: You've read the entire procession to pass. As soon as you're warm. In your order, include the right to believe, in yielding to the Post Office." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you have, I will grieve, but we can apply the same time. Try to wait. From YUEN@janus.trl.oz.au Thu Apr 6 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!looking!funny-request From: artm%phred%seahcx%entropy.ms.washington.edu%uw-beaver%rochester%ames.uucp@mailrus.cc.umich.edu (Curmudgeon) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Phases of education was a