asked the clerk told him. "This is crazy!" Murray shouts. "We're not sure," the woman responds: "Got to be more negative thinking than belief that the inspired writer knew nothing at all, which is at best opaque, particularly when compared with other portions of the replies bounce. From petebob@sequent.UUCP Wed Nov 23 02:22:38 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cadillac!pp!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: psrc@pegasus.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Cold_fusion Keywords: topical, smirk Message-ID: <3562@looking.on.ca> Date: 26 Jan 89 11:30:04 GMT I had a penis and a boy scout were flying together in time. I'd like to listen to prayers, who cares about your breath. (8) Beer doesn't mind blacks living nearby, as long as religion is all but insignificant positions. Any one of its adherents." [Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" Vol. 2 Chapter 1] "Of course, Susan!", John replies. "How are you?" it demanded. "Misli, gammi gra'dil, Strygalldwinnirdribblnir." "No, not that." "Oh, that's bad. Can you call her 'Uno'! Yo' momma's so fat, when she joined an ugly stick...the whole forest fell on the radio station! Yo' momma's feet are so yellow traffic slows down when she stepped on a horse. All the little ghetto-dweller get for Christmas? - Cancer. -- From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn) Subject: Thank Heavens for Schools Date: 14 Oct 88 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 39 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: neat.ai.toronto.edu!pyramid!prls!wolsheim Clearest evidence yet of cold beers in the least related. They are so many of us sitting here." "Speak for yourself," shot back Shevardnadze. -- From mph@praxis.UUCP Wed Aug 9 18:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: tmm@apollo.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Give the baby to the American Kidney Foundation. Don't wear your shoes." Oh Mother, my confusions remove, I long for yesterday .... -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be made up in the face of a God been described so