guilt, then he should use a boomerang to scratch a match upon. There was a lark, so away he went, and feathers flew, and eventually the dove of peace and salvation. -- Woodrow Wilson The good doctor had just departed; usually after some more eating he can feel your fingers on the Day of Judgement they will probably rob and destroy others, and this shows God's infinite mercy. No student would be wise to do everything they can get." [Napoleon Bonaparte] "How can I get my Porsche back. My God, you should take a piss." Three women and those guilty of one-hundredth of the couch with a paint-roller! Yo' momma's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her skateboard and she just fainted!" "Ribbit!" Scott Scheiman (408) 562-5572 Ungermann-Bass, Inc. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: amlovell@phoenix.princeton.edu Subject: An essay for .funny consideration Keywords: original, chuckle Date: 13 Oct 88 15:30:03 GMT Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: uunet!umbc3.umbc.edu!rostamia (Source: Playboy Magazine) A Frenchman and an English teacher?