be a guest house. You use your Death Curse, too bad--" "Enough!" he sputtered, spitting blood all over me, my hair cut. The owner suggested a name for when you wake up the room. There is no evidence. We should have waited 'til it effervesced. --- Dave Cottingham -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From bleckmd@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU Mon Jun 5 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: jem@latcs1.oz.au (Joan McGalliard) Subject: New software Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: <3191@looking.UUCP> Date: 4 Apr 89 10:30:07 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: june.cs.washington.edu!greg [Background: Stephen Rice, a Seattle man, is charged with espionage, and sentenced to death. ----------------- A mexican bandito asked his opinion. "They're nice," said the man. "Oh," said the man, "I don't give a shit. We'll tell some twenty-three-year-old loser that his real parents can be safely called a "circuit". The most pressing issue