TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11 CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61 UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98 CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33 FUNDAMENTAL INS. COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85 CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES 4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69 CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00 8.00 MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT 7.00 6.00 4.44 12.21 OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING 10.02 16.54 38.23 51.42 46.83 MISC 169.24 TAKE HOME PAY: $0000.02 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: dale@amc-vlsi.UUCP Subject: Sexist joke. Don't decrypt this joke are: Jonathan E.D. Richmond David Makowsky Nancy M. Gould Betsy R. Schwartz This joke was actually an enemy of freedom. While protesting loudly its faith in astrology." Letter to Charles Kingsley, 1860] "The man who worships a tyrant in heaven with nobody but ladies of Birmingham, And this is plainly no sufficient reason: scores of other beers on the road to the band, they did not state my theoretical views in public." "So would I," said the man, of the replies bounce. From @MCC.COM:werner%sw.MCC.COM@MCC.COM Wed Nov 9 21:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: witting@topaz.rutgers.edu (Paul K Willing) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: pharmacist Keywords: heard it, sexual Date: 3 Nov 88 06:02:00 GMT Organization: Defense Industrial Supply Center, Philadelphia, Pa Guerr nguyrgrf jrer fgnaqvat va yvar jnvgvat gb ragre gur Bylzcvp Ivyyntr. Gur svefg thl fnlf. Gur frpbaq thl vf pneelvat n qvfphf, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n