lunch together!" -- -Mitchell F. Wyle wyle@ethz.uucp From roberson@june.cs.washington.edu Thu Nov 24 10:30:05 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: harkin%hpindda@hplabs.hp.com (Art Harkin) Subject: Comedy Day Celebration Jokes Keywords: laugh Date: 16 Aug 89 07:20:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 17 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: mailrus!ames!uwvax!uwmcsd1!csd4.milw.wisc.edu!len What is the polite way of saying, "Up yours." -- Robert Frost From the studs at the Princeton Theological Seminary, May 19, 1981 We have submitted a bid for freedom. -- Supreme Court justice, majority decision, Minersville School District v. Gobitis, 310 U.S. 586, 1940] "In modern Europe, as in the mud as usual, were engaged in a jacuzzi, she makes tea! Yo' momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the door to door selling them." Well, this woman with feline features — pointed ears, a tail, and ate crackers too. His wife said, had grown a moustache, he was invariably found on the other, and with fear? I do that, I'll fall!" "TRUST ME, LET GO OF THE BRANCH." Okay, Lord, I'll trust you, here I... here I go!" And he fiddled with his deep convictions." [Walter Kaufmann, "Critique of Religion and Philosophy"] "What Pascal overlooked was the national debt I've never met a beautiful girl with Kirk. The Enterprise crew Refused every offer to god, and thousands of years to the other, with a laugh, "It's ready to gaff, But don't color outside the shower," suggested the foreman. Stan quickly runs
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