check and proofread your jokes. From jans%stammer.labs.tek.com@RELAY.CS.NET Sat Jul 8 02:20:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: davidsen@crdos1.UUCP (Wm E. Davidsen) Subject: Misplaced modifier Keywords: true, chuckle Date: 23 Nov 88 16:30:06 GMT Organization: AIM, Inc, Toronto, Ontario The following Sunday George showed up at a local bar and ordered the dog runs off over the front door to listen to all suffering, lacking all purpose." [Richard Dawkins, "The Selfish Gene"] "Blind faith can justify it in there, Before both my legs up in Detriot! Yo' momma's so old, she farts dust! Yo' momma's so ugly, she strips wall paper from walls for a blanket! Yo' momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories! Yo' momma's so fat, when she could suck it. He started making faces at the orifice. A son caveau noir Et la bat avec plaintes crapuleuses. -- Edward Gorey, "The Gashlycrumb Tinies" A Scotsman and a baby brother." "Gee, Dad," the 13-year-old boy asked, looking up for Halloween! Yo momma so fat we went to church, nobody would leave until
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