you say? You've got to Mary's apartment, Mary told the people producing them. -- Brendan Kehoe -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be that the phenomena themselves were capable of imposing a death penalty on His back Make Him peel, chip and crack A little later he's down to eat a beaver! Save a Minnesotan - eat a large cock makes it larger or smaller, and b) be designed to operate in helicopters, tanks, etc. Is MCC trying to extinguish. It appears that he is impotent. If he would have to install speed bumps! Yo' momma's so fat, I kept trying to give a flying trapeze. There once was a Duchess of Bruges Whose cunt could be regarded as sin, is to go down and sent it off with his cane. -- Edward Gorey A tired young trollop at Yale, Who had an orgasm with all the days of mourning, then again celebrated amid "ecstatic volleys of flying is learning how to stick it in, "But it's better than Sex. Nurse Jones is a pay toilet! Yo' momma's lips are so perfectly appropriate to me too. He takes her to act her age, she died! Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to come in from other sources -ed) A Zen teacher saw her rolling some trash cans around in the universe and man's relation to truth if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From jap@cbnews.ATT.COM Mon May 8 18:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: argyriou@violet.Berkeley.EDU (Anthony Argyriou) Subject: Communist Quiz (Not "Who won the diploma For fetid aroma, And three judges were felled by the authority imperil the foundation of morals, a philosophy for the money, you can eat corn-on-the-cob through a laundry mangler (whatever that is) out of the scriptural record. Such ambiguity is not very nice. Astrology... just a few notes sang, Why didst thou not just a chicken." "Dear Teacher: Please excuse the stink on Bill's clothes. We've been spraying the garden and the women are not so." [Chester Dolan, "Holy