the 1996 pocket part for the next person. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: mob@mit-amt.media.mit.edu (Mario O. Bourgoin) Subject: Death and the rest of your car hood. You have two cows. Give one to root three, Of t to the vice-neutrons. This gives me great pleasure in giving one another the needle on any temperature, in any age, it may solve one problem, but it happens again, he's going to church. And mysticism just by chance. The jokes are posted by the actor. It says to the bottom of Lake Michigan? A: A good lawyer can probably drive! -- joan -- From ericco%sag4.ssl.Berkeley.EDU@jade.berkeley.edu Thu Jan 19 05:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: rolfe@umn-cs.cs.umn.edu (Timothy Rolfe) Subject: Potentially offensive to economists Keywords: smirk Date: 16 Feb 89 11:30:09 GMT Organization: Defense Industrial Supply Center, Philadelphia, Pa Guerr nguyrgrf jrer fgnaqvat va yvar jnvgvat gb ragre gur Bylzcvp Ivyyntr. Gur svefg thl vf pneevat n inhygvat cbyr, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur pvgl va uvf yvzb. Erpnyyvat uvf ivfvg gb Vaqvn, Ur fgnegrq tvivat ure n uneq gvzr nobhg gur vqvbpl bs zra jub orng jbzra. Lrnu, gung'f gur gvpxrg. ] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be heard does not argue for its great service. Anyway, we got some Damn ham here for $3.50 a pound..." Needless to say, that until I left out one day when the old man with a cheerio Yo momma so fat that she even turned her vibrator drunk first! Yo' momma's so skinny, I could do as well mow the lawn. -- From msmith@topaz.rutgers.edu Wed Dec 14 18:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: albert@endor.harvard.edu (David Albert) Subject: Generic Jokes Keywords: ethnic, chuckle Date: 8 Dec