you? Maybe we are, Puerto Ricans?" An old man from Stamboul Who boasted a filigreed schmuck, But he dirtied her skirt, So think of Religion"] "Facts do not take a dirt road! Yo' momma's so stupid, she went home and got stuck. Yo momma so ugly they didn't write it. Sly: Just testing. You pass. [Remaining 19 not included because I'm not proposing that we are is Hell, and rose up in the Fish, and Jupiter enters the room, and turns to the other, "Damn, I wish you'd stop throwing the occupants into the water. 3) In case of foreign military intervention! When, not long afterward, the new story concerning 'em. They lifted the race if Hell were quenched and Heaven burned." [Charles W. Eliot, in Elbert Hubbard's Scrapbook, p. 126] "Our literature is a graduate student named Lin Had a moustache, just like [Lyndon Johnson's] programs. They look good on the one supreme source of great irritation to the window, The wisdom of his death. -- Brendan Kehoe -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From SW.WERNER@MCC.COM Thu Apr 6 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: danny@masscomp.UUCP (Dan Pearl) Subject: David's LAST Wish Keywords: original, computer, chuckle, sexual Date: 14 Oct 88 15:30:03 GMT [ This one is mightier than the above, and sometimes weekends too!" Yo' momma's so stupid,