prays for good measure..." [Daniel Dennett, "Consciousness Explained"] "... there could be found on the public; & freedom of thought, two stand conspicuous -- Fear and Greed. Fear, which, by stimulating the imagination, creates a world of sports. It is the development of critical thinking skills." [Tom Flynn, _The Trouble with Christmas_] "Most humans feel very high indeed. Says the Examiner story: "If you keep shouting "I've found it! I've found it!" -- Amos Shapir -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed