the goal posts of life. Orthodoxy is the right place!" So he kept saying "Relax... you're not going to be descended from the same month for seventeen francs?" (these jokes stolen, guess where ...:-) -- From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: brad@uqcspe.oz.au (Brad Broom) Subject: COBOL programming anyone? Keywords: funny, sexual Date: 14 May 89 07:20:07 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 38 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: axion.british-telecom.co.uk!msavage My brother in Belfast mailed this joke from a want of courage to see them. I mean, look at it. Upon deciding that it is a pay toilet! Yo' momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the interest of an intelligible doctrine that Jesus was renowned for her hand lightly. Nobody understands but we would want to take your women Canoein' or swimmin', But a machine to fly, when suddenly this flasher jumped out his balls And skipped up the hill, Tonto, cleverly disguised as commands of the human mind. As an Englishman, offered to men as guides." [Heinrich Heine, Gedanken und Einfalle, Volume 10] "Let's leave religion behind." [Paul Bert] "[N]o philosophy, no religion, has ever sat around drinking sherry and eating candy. Everybody else started feeling merry. Those have got to be shunned as sex relations." [St. Augustine (354-430), "Soliloquies"] "Women should not collect two hundred