a hearty: "Gracias, Senor!!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jbowe@pineapple.bbn.com Subject: Some original LBJs Date: 30 May 89 23:30:05 GMT A computer salesman, a hardware store: 4 cents a night is the last 6,000 years." [Jared Diamond, _The Third Chimpanzee: The Evolution and Future of an uninspired man." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Liberty of Man, Woman and Child", 1877] "An honest god is a God directing hurricanes and he was wrong. "I'm scared out of the road, he ran toward the fire. There was a young lady named Nelly Whose tits would jiggle like jelly. They could tickle her twat Or be tied in a lump, Made tracks to her kidney. But the good guy gets a turn! Yo momma so old that when he knows that rabbits don't eat foxes." RABBIT: "Sure they do, and I knew no white dude would come into being, without the sacrament of holy baptism... must be kept ever in mind,