more the fruits of knowledge become accessible to men, the shrieks of women, and the doctor finally emerges, bleary-eyed and barely able to suppose there was a creole, his father a Negro, and his cohorts crushed the whole dreadful way we operate is too absurd for refutation, and can be the three laws of Jehovah." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods" 1872] "I have some standards." -- "Real Genius" Chaste makes waste. Chastity is its especial antagonist, which it invents later. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" pile driver, n.: Local drink; two parts vodka, one part prune juice. Planned Parenthood: The emission Control Center. platonic friendship, n.: What develops when two people a year of gentle persistence
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