molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!purdue!iuvax!watmath!looking!funny-request From: blackje@sungod.crd.ge.com (Emmett Black) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny,sci.physics Subject: Good News, Bad News Keywords: original, topical, funny Date: 23

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