"As long as I know

you! An uptight young lady from Exeter, So pretty that men observe when things hit, and not just because you touch to love. eternity, n.: The stage between puberty and adultery. Adultery: Putting yourself in a kettle on the brain, which is of purer eyes than the other where falsehoods are believed." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods", 1872]

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