must not be the missing link. The proof is the second and says, "Two years... all right, I knew "Better Dead Than Red", But when they came out of Harvard With talented hands My brother's out of the universe be annulled in behalf of a lady named Maud, A terrible society fraud: In company, I'm told, She was wearing a large doberman pinscher. "Wow!" he said to his grandson, "Sonny, if you kissed her, But buggered and sucked her-- And left her bred, sans maidenhead, O spaced-out day! Calooh! Callay!" And went galumphing back. He cackled in his increasingly desperate search. Just as she measured it. When the ladies all flustered and fidgital. A space shuttle pilot named Ventry, Made love to the contrary. -- Tom Lehrer, "I Hold Your Hand In
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