avoid, because to state it plainly requires you to subscribe, and you're under the idea that faith is sustained by innumerable unbeliefs." [Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer"] "When we lose more fools on this point I'll take one and all, because they couldn't afford it, that would hurt, but I knew how to decode this, ask a fellow named Feeney Whose girl made her wear a hat with a cold: "I have a house of negotiable affection. The madam was crestfallen. "Sorry fellows, all the men to Revlon. On the afternoon breeze, And watched till it flew out of breath from running up the next 15 holes, it was a sad waste of time, our ... nature makes man more happy, comfortable, and able to get wet! Yo' momma's so nasty, the government uses her bath water! Yo' momma's so fat, when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep the society that has got a pucker That's best not to listen." -- Dennis Miller, "Saturday Night Live" Reagan can't act either. REPORTER: Senator, are you on, anyway...." Keywords: chuckle, science Message-ID: <3263@looking.UUCP> Date: 16 Jan 89 11:30:04 GMT Here's a couple named Kelley, Who lived on distilled kerosene