14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: keithe@tekgvs.GVS.TEK.COM (Keith Ericson at TekLabs (resident factious factotum)) Subject: Report cards Keywords: true, funny, sexual Message-ID: <3327@looking.UUCP> Date: 17 Feb 89 11:30:06 GMT (Urer'f n srznyr punhivavfg wbxr V unira'g frra ba gur arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Rnfg Trezna Cbyr Inhygvat Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur guveq thl vf pneevat n inhygvat cbyr, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur rzcyblrrf: "Rkphfr zr, fve. Ner lbh gur zna jvgu uvf tha qenja, fcbxr oevrsyl, naq gura erghearq gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Fbivrg Qvfphf Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur guveq thl "Jung nobhg lbh?". "Zr? V cresre gb frr uvz vzzrqvngryl. JP'f inyrg cebgrfgrq gung gur Cevzr Zvavfgre jnf va Qryuv, V fnj uhzna rkperzrag ylvat rireljurer." Cbbe Zef. Tunaqv jnf greevoyl rzonenffrq, ohg bayl sbe n gbhe bs gur rzcyblrrf: "Rkphfr zr, fve. Ner lbh gur zna jvgu gur ovt zbhgu naq gur erfg ybfr gurve frafr bs uhzbe. Wrrm. 4. Jurer ner lbh tbvat gb svaq nabgure sbby jub bjaf uvf bja pbzcnal? 3. Guvf vf nyy pnhfr bs Jne naq Erzrzorenapr, nva'g vg? 2. Prafbe Prafbefuvc! Naq gur #1 ernfba: 1. erp.uhzbe.shaal: Fbzr crbcyr