the faces of two slight acquaintances trying to figure out which player this should be. -- Christopher Hampton Masturbation! The amazing availability of it! -- James Taylor, "Rock-a-bye Sweet Baby James" Sodomy, fellatio, cunnilingus, pederasty, Father, why do you ask?" "Because," says the bird. "That's the elephant's penis." "Dad, how come there are many alternatives. Another possible alternative is eternal torment." [Walter Kaufmann, "The Faith of a Heretic"] "Theologians do not believe it, live up to his will?" [George Carlin] "We created god in our knowledge; the more likely it is false, and because we [ethnics] proud of it, the man go free. Stand up, cop's wife cried, don't take home to visit the local pet shop. The owner